Brian Johnston was as well-known for his on-air gaffes as for his Test Match Special commentaries. Here are his most famous and funniest cricketing mishaps, which have been chosen by his son, Barry. Among Johnners’ laugh-out-loud clangers are ‘joined by the Balls’, ‘sitting on a shooting stick’ and a streaker’s ‘cheeky performance … waving her flag and other things’. There’s also Mr Titt’s letter …
More giggles from the archives include Johnners’ notorious Ashes comedy song, his appearances on Quote, Unquote and Trivia Test Match, plus Fawlty Towers insights from John Cleese.
From leg-pulling to leg-overs, inflatable parrots to chocolate cake, this special recording is not just for cricket lovers, it’s for anyone who loves a laugh.
In 1993 at the age of eighty, Brian Johnston embarked on his first ever nationwide concert tour. His one-man show An Evening With Johnners was a sell-out across the country and the recording of his show became the best-selling Spoken Word production in the UK for more than six months. It even entered the pop album charts and was awarded a Gold Disc Award for sales of more than 100,000.
Brian was a master raconteur and he had the audiences in gales of laughter as he recalled many of the gaffes and humorous anecdotes from his life at Eton and Oxford, his service with the Guards and his 48 years in broadcasting. Now An Evening with Johnners has been digitally remastered and re-edited to include previously unreleased material from Brian's second tour at the end of 1993. This is a superb opportunity to hear one of cricket's greatest storytellers.
Compiled and introduced by his son Barry, this is a glorious retrospective of Brian Johnston's 48 years with the BBC. The programmes featured range from In Town Tonight to Test Match Special, Down Your Way, the Boat Race, quiz shows and royal occasions. It is a marvellous kaleidoscope of the man at the microphone including, of course, all the gaffes and giggles. This recording was the Number One bestseller in the UK Spoken Word charts for several months and won the MIA Award for Spoken Word Recording of the year in 1996.
With his schoolboy humour and distinctive, cheerful voice, "Johnners" was a friend to millions of radio listeners and when he died in 1994 at the age of 81, the "Daily Telegraph" described him as "the greatest natural broadcaster of them all". Born in 1912, Brian had an idyllic childhood in Hertfordshire until he was ten years old, when his father drowned on a seaside holiday.
After going to Eton and Oxford he wanted to be an actor, but was persuaded to join the family coffee business in the City. When war broke out he served with the 2nd Battalion Grenadier Guards in Normandy and was awarded the Military Cross. After being demobbed Brian joined the BBC in January 1946. His remarkable broadcasting career spanned 48 years and made him a household name as a cricket commentator and on programmes such as In Town Tonight and Down Your Way.
Barry Johnston has had exclusive access to his father's letters and has interviewed dozens of his friends and colleagues to offer the full story of the man behind the microphone. It includes his controversial sacking from television and his re-emergence as a much-loved figure on Test Match Special.
Originally published in 1992 to celebrate Brian's 80th birthday, this audiobook was his last studio recording and features Johnners reading excerpts from his third and final autobiography. It contains a wealth of thoughts and reminiscences, recapping all the events, people, places and concepts which influenced his life over the years. Now reissued by HarperCollins Audiobooks due to popular demand.
Have you heard the story about the day Dickie Bird was invited to lunch with the Queen? Or the one about Brian Johnston when he joined the Grenadier Guards?
Now available on CD for the first time, here is a non-stop feast of jokes, anecdotes and stories from five of Britain's best-known storytellers and raconteurs - Brian Johnston, Dickie Bird, Jon Pertwee, Brian Blessed and Ned Sherrin.
There are dozens of hilarious stories about their personal experiences and behind the scenes in radio and television, theatre, film and cricket. From the classic TV programmes Z Cars and Doctor Who to the theatrical legends Noel Coward and John Gielgud and the great sporting characters Ian Botham and Fred Trueman.
Recorded live in front of enthusiastic theatre audiences - this is a unique opportunity to enjoy storytelling at its very best.
Have you heard the story about Alan Titchmarsh in the flower bed with Charlie Dimmock? Or Hinge & Bracket at the Edinburgh Festival? Or Richard Digance on his first date?
Now available on CD for the first time, here is another non-stop feast of jokes, anecdotes and stories from some of Britain's best storytellers and raconteurs - Alan Titchmarsh, Richard Digance, Donald Sinden, Hinge & Bracket, Henry Cooper.
There are dozens of stories guaranteed to make you laugh - about the Hollywood legends Grace Kelly and Groucho Marx, the boxing greats Joe Louis and Muhammad Ali, and behind the scenes on the popular TV programme Ground Force.
Join the enthusiastic theatre audiences and enjoy storytelling at its very best.
‘My dear old thing!’ – cricket fans everywhere will recognise Henry Blofeld’s rich, plummy voice and sharp wit from BBC’s Test Match Special. Now enjoy the very best of Blowers in this blockbusting collection, taken from his three bestselling audiobooks A Thirst For Life, An Evening with Blowers and Cricket’s Great Entertainers – jokes, anecdotes and stories from the life of a cricketing national treasure.
Henry Blofeld is one of the greatest characters in cricket. For nearly thirty years his distinctive rich, plummy voice and his famous expression "My dear old thing!" have delighted millions of listeners to BBC Radio's Test Match Special.
In his one-man show An Evening with Blowers, Henry takes his audience on a hilarious journey from his eccentric childhood in Norfolk to his schooldays as a prolific batsman at Eton - and his successful career as an international cricket writer and broadcaster.
He tells many colourful anecdotes about the game of cricket and his BBC colleagues - including John Arlott and Brian Johnston - and reveals what really happened when the Queen presented the TMS team with a special cake!
Now collected for the first time on one CD, here are the brilliant highlights from Dickie Bird’s three best-selling recordings of My Autobiography, White Cap and Bails and An Evening with Dickie Bird. From his childhood in Barnsley to his hilarious experiences with Test cricketers such as Ian Botham, Geoffrey Boycott, Merv Hughes and Allan Lamb, and his own emotional farewell at Lord’s, here are the best stories from cricket’s favourite storyteller.
Dickie Bird is not only the world’s most famous cricket umpire, he is also one of the most entertaining public speakers of our time.
Now available on CD for the first time, here are many hilarious anecdotes about the game he loves so much – and has served so well – with some fascinating behind-the-scenes glimpses of cricket around the world over the past forty years.
The engaging character of the man, the down to earth wit of a great Yorkshireman and his outstanding gifts as a storyteller make this a recording to treasure.
Enjoy the very best of British storytelling in this side-splitting double CD collection of funny stories, jokes and anecdotes from some of our greatest storytellers including Brian Johnston, Maureen Lipman, Harry Secombe, Ned Sherrin, Roy Hudd, Alan Titchmarsh and many more. Two and a half hours of classic British humour!
Combining years of experience in the game with some of the best storytelling in the business, here Brian Johnston, Dickie Bird and Henry Blofeld offer memorable and often hilarious insights into the world of cricket - and their own lives.
This special gift pack contains three audio CDs with a combined playing time of about six hours. It is the first time all three best-selling recordings have been available together and is the perfect gift for anyone who enjoys cricket!
Now available for the first time on one CD and cassette, here is a bumper collection of funny stories and anecdotes from the world of cricket as told by three of the game’s all-time great characters – Dickie Bird, Henry Blofeld and Brian Johnston.
Recorded live in front of appreciative theatre audiences, here are dozens of hilarious stories about legendary Test cricketers such as Richie Benaud, Ian Botham, Geoffrey Boycott, Michael Holding and Fred Trueman – as well as some of the most famous gaffes and practical jokes carried out by the commentary team on BBC Radio’s Test Match Special.
Enjoy three of the best storytellers in the business as they prove that cricket is a funny game – even when rain stops play!
Cricket is often said to be a funny game and now you can hear why with another brilliant collection of humorous stories, jokes and anecdotes from the world of cricket as told by five of the game’s all-time great personalities – Richie Benaud, Dickie Bird, Henry Blofeld, Brian Johnston and Fred Trueman.
Recorded live in theatres and in the studio here are dozens of hilarious anecdotes about England players such as Denis Compton, Len Hutton, Mike Brearley and Ian Botham – not to mention broadcasting gaffes, sledging, short-sighted umpires and the first male streaker at Lord’s!
Cricket is often said to be a funny old game and now you can find out why in this blockbusting collection of the very best jokes, stories and anecdotes from some of the game’s great personalities – Richie Benaud, Dickie Bird, Henry Blofeld, Brian Johnston and Fred Trueman.
The Wit of Cricket was the number one best selling audio CD in the UK in 2007 and it is now available for the first time in this gift box set with the equally popular follow-up The Wit of Cricket 2.
Enjoy some of cricket’s greatest performances as recalled by the game’s leading players, writers and commentators. Highlights include the Second Ashes Test at Edgbaston in 2005, Jim Laker’s 19 for 90, Mike Atherton’s ‘duel’ with Allan Donald, Ian Botham’s 149 not out at Headingley, and Shane Warne’s ‘Ball of the Century’.